Yesterday, we had gusts of wind reaching 70mph.
It got me thinking about men who wore wigs.It raised several questions in my mind.
1. Is wig tape strong enough to keep the wig in place in gusts of 70mph or is there some sort of industrial strength tape you can buy for this type of weather?
2. Do they just stay indoors and watch every single weather forecast until the wind has subsided and it is safe to venture outdoors again?
3. Do they phone their boss to say they can't come in to work as there is a severe danger of wig displacement. If so, should employers not provide special leave for wig wearers, called something like 'wig leave'? After all, they provide sick leave and maternity leave. If they don't provide wig leave they could be classed as being 'wiggist' and not looking after the minority population of wig wearers. Maybe this important subject should be raised in Brussels re working conditions and human rights.
4. If they do decide to go outside and there wig suddenly blows off and flies across the road into somebodies path as they are driving along, this could cause a crash and possible injury . Would the wig wearer then be arrested for causing injury by flying wig?
It must be a mine field for wig wearers and a constant worry in case a windy day is forecasted. Maybe there should be some sort of counselling group where they could meet and discuss their predicament with other people in the same situation. What do you think?
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