Showing posts with label THE 'F' WORD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label THE 'F' WORD. Show all posts

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

THE 'F' WORD!

Hi,

Oh, my goodness, I am really mortified!
We went to Christmas confession at our church last night, and when my son came back from the priest, I asked him what he had confessed to.
You can imagine my shock and horror when he replied....... quite calmly I might add, that he had said the 'F' word and the 'C' words, that he was sorry and wouldn't do it again!
Horrified, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I didn't think my son knew such words with him being so young.  So, just to be sure I said to him, 'Spell the words to me'.  ' F-a-r-t and c-r-a-p'   he said.
What a relief, I thought. But, hang on a minute, the priest doesn't know he meant those words. Doh! What must he think?   
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