I HEARD A FUNNY JOKE TODAY.
THIS MAN WAS IN A PUB, SITTING AT THE BAR. WHILE HE WAS HAVING HIS DRINK, HE STARTED TALKING INTO HIS HAND.
THE BARMAN ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING.
THE MAN REPLIED 'EVER SINCE I HAD A HEAD INJURY I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO USE MY HAND AS A PHONE'.
THE BARMAN DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM. SO THE MAN LET HIM LISTEN IN TO HIS NEXT PHONE CALL. THE BARMAN WAS AMAZED!
AFTER A WHILE THE MAN TOLD THE BARMAN THAT HE WAS GOING TO THE TOILET AND WOULD HE POUR HIM A DRINK WHILE HE WAS AWAY.
ABOUT 10 MINUTES PASSED AND THE MAN HAD NOT RETURNED TO THE BAR. SO THE BARMAN WENT TO THE TOILETS TO SEE IF HE WAS OK.
WHEN THE BARMAN OPENED THE DOOR TO THE TOILETS HE SAW THE MAN BENDING OVER WITH REAMS OF TOILET PAPER COMING FROM HIS BUM.
'WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?' SAID THE BARMAN.
'OH DON'T WORRY', SAID THE MAN, I'M JUST RECEIVING A FAX!
I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN I HEARD THIS. MY IMAGINATION RAN AWAY WITH ME.
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