Well, I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas!
I thought I would let you know about one of the presents I got. It was a hair dryer and I just happened to be looking at the instructions for use, I'm not quite sure why I was doing that...... but anyway it said 'Do not use while sleeping' Hmmmmm!
Tuesday, 27 December 2011
Monday, 19 December 2011
FOODY DOODY: OLD RECIPE FOR CHEESY MASHED POTATO WITH A TWIST
FOODY DOODY: OLD RECIPE FOR CHEESY MASHED POTATO WITH A TWIST: Hi, When I was a baby, we lived in an upstairs flat. My Mum and Dad did not have very much money and according to my Mum it was hard to ...
Thursday, 15 December 2011
FOODY DOODY: RALPH GETS INSULTED
FOODY DOODY: RALPH GETS INSULTED: Hi My dog Ralph is sooo cute, but he is very predictable, He is definately a creature of habit. (A bit like me!). Every time he has a dr...
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
FOODY DOODY: WIND AND WIGS!
FOODY DOODY: WIND AND WIGS!: Yesterday, we had gusts of wind reaching 70mph. It got me thinking about men who wore wigs.It raised several questions in my mind. 1. Is ...
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
THE 'F' WORD!
Hi,
Oh, my goodness, I am really mortified!
We went to Christmas confession at our church last night, and when my son came back from the priest, I asked him what he had confessed to.
You can imagine my shock and horror when he replied....... quite calmly I might add, that he had said the 'F' word and the 'C' words, that he was sorry and wouldn't do it again!
Horrified, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I didn't think my son knew such words with him being so young. So, just to be sure I said to him, 'Spell the words to me'. ' F-a-r-t and c-r-a-p' he said.
What a relief, I thought. But, hang on a minute, the priest doesn't know he meant those words. Doh! What must he think?
Oh, my goodness, I am really mortified!
We went to Christmas confession at our church last night, and when my son came back from the priest, I asked him what he had confessed to.
You can imagine my shock and horror when he replied....... quite calmly I might add, that he had said the 'F' word and the 'C' words, that he was sorry and wouldn't do it again!
Horrified, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I didn't think my son knew such words with him being so young. So, just to be sure I said to him, 'Spell the words to me'. ' F-a-r-t and c-r-a-p' he said.
What a relief, I thought. But, hang on a minute, the priest doesn't know he meant those words. Doh! What must he think?
Sunday, 11 December 2011
A FUNNY JOKE!
I HEARD A FUNNY JOKE TODAY.
THIS MAN WAS IN A PUB, SITTING AT THE BAR. WHILE HE WAS HAVING HIS DRINK, HE STARTED TALKING INTO HIS HAND.
THE BARMAN ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING.
THE MAN REPLIED 'EVER SINCE I HAD A HEAD INJURY I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO USE MY HAND AS A PHONE'.
THE BARMAN DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM. SO THE MAN LET HIM LISTEN IN TO HIS NEXT PHONE CALL. THE BARMAN WAS AMAZED!
AFTER A WHILE THE MAN TOLD THE BARMAN THAT HE WAS GOING TO THE TOILET AND WOULD HE POUR HIM A DRINK WHILE HE WAS AWAY.
ABOUT 10 MINUTES PASSED AND THE MAN HAD NOT RETURNED TO THE BAR. SO THE BARMAN WENT TO THE TOILETS TO SEE IF HE WAS OK.
WHEN THE BARMAN OPENED THE DOOR TO THE TOILETS HE SAW THE MAN BENDING OVER WITH REAMS OF TOILET PAPER COMING FROM HIS BUM.
'WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?' SAID THE BARMAN.
'OH DON'T WORRY', SAID THE MAN, I'M JUST RECEIVING A FAX!
I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN I HEARD THIS. MY IMAGINATION RAN AWAY WITH ME.
THIS MAN WAS IN A PUB, SITTING AT THE BAR. WHILE HE WAS HAVING HIS DRINK, HE STARTED TALKING INTO HIS HAND.
THE BARMAN ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING.
THE MAN REPLIED 'EVER SINCE I HAD A HEAD INJURY I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO USE MY HAND AS A PHONE'.
THE BARMAN DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM. SO THE MAN LET HIM LISTEN IN TO HIS NEXT PHONE CALL. THE BARMAN WAS AMAZED!
AFTER A WHILE THE MAN TOLD THE BARMAN THAT HE WAS GOING TO THE TOILET AND WOULD HE POUR HIM A DRINK WHILE HE WAS AWAY.
ABOUT 10 MINUTES PASSED AND THE MAN HAD NOT RETURNED TO THE BAR. SO THE BARMAN WENT TO THE TOILETS TO SEE IF HE WAS OK.
WHEN THE BARMAN OPENED THE DOOR TO THE TOILETS HE SAW THE MAN BENDING OVER WITH REAMS OF TOILET PAPER COMING FROM HIS BUM.
'WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?' SAID THE BARMAN.
'OH DON'T WORRY', SAID THE MAN, I'M JUST RECEIVING A FAX!
I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN I HEARD THIS. MY IMAGINATION RAN AWAY WITH ME.
Saturday, 10 December 2011
HOORAY! AT LAST!
HOORAY ............ LAP OF HONOUR AROUND THE ROOM. I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED ALL THE CHRISTMAS JOBS I HAD TO DO. APART FROM ONE THING, WHICH I AM GOING TO DO NOW. IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT JOB AS THE TIMING HAS TO BE PERFECT. HOWEVER, THE TIME IS RIGHT TO ...................PUT THE SPROUTS ON TO BOIL FOR THE CHRISTMAS DINNER. I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE UNDERCOOKED1
OH, NO! I CAN'T GET THE CAPS LOCK OFF MY COMPUTER. EEEK! WHY ME?
OH, NO! I CAN'T GET THE CAPS LOCK OFF MY COMPUTER. EEEK! WHY ME?
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